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A fast evaluation of NFL snack bars reveals they appear to be widespread in Germany…that simply cannot stand!

Somebody in Germany wants to inform me what is going on on with the nation’s fascination with NFL-inspired snack bars. On Monday I discussed how I purchased Infladium, a $20 snack ballpark that I purchased at Occasion Metropolis.

Then Adam W. of Nebraska despatched me a photograph of his snack court docket from Tremendous Bowl 50 and received me serious about different snack courts that may encourage the Screencaps neighborhood to design a stadium for AFC/NFC Championship Video games.

One factor led to a different and I am on Instagram to be taught that DIY playgrounds are all the trend in Germany.

significantly.

From what I can inform, a digital creator named Stephan Stein is the brains behind what seems to be both a fantasy snack stadium league just like the Friday Night time Mowing League or he is operating some kind of trademark snack stadium problem.

For sure, my thoughts is operating wild right here and the nation that based soccer should face certainly one of these challenges. Guys, I’ll have discovered my subsequent league to associate with TNML.

We can’t permit German snack court docket engineers to win the hearts and minds of the NFL world.

We now have to go up right here. You will have discovered my newest calls.

It is time for Physique Stein Snack Pitches! (Be aware… this might break me financially.)

Who desires in?

Query about shock events

• Adam D. wrote.

I just lately went to a shock get together for my 75 12 months previous. Wish to ask Screencaps what ages are appropriate for throwing shock events for somebody? I really like all the nice content material!

Kinsey:

an essential query.

With out giving an excessive amount of thought to this query, I’ll say that 30, 40, and 50 are the logical solutions right here, with 50 being the important thing, but predictable age to perform such a trick. 75 appears to be the age at which you’ll be able to give an aged particular person a coronary heart assault.

As you guys know, I am an enormous zig when persons are curvy, so why not throw a shock get together for somebody who’s celebrating their forty sixth birthday. Or their 52nd birthday.

They do not suspect it in any respect. Fifty is simply so rattling predictable.

I would like somebody to throw a thirty eighth birthday shock.

Yet one more factor on my thoughts, what number of shock events is an excessive amount of for one particular person? Is the enjoyable over after a shock get together to have a good time their thirtieth birthday? Can you actually get again on the highway and throw a shock fiftieth place end?

Take Ts Monte Carlo…the true Monte Carlo

• I observe T Stories and this one from Monte Carlo is a should as a result of Mike T. went automobile searching for Screencaps gear heads. These two have been seen standing in entrance of the true Monte Carlo On line casino in Monaco.

Lambo SUVs. / by way of Mike T. in Idaho
A stupendous Mercedes in entrance of the Monte Carlo. “I’ve by no means seen this mannequin earlier than,” experiences Mike T. / by way of Mike TV Idaho

Report from the Falkland Islands and Antarctica

Lately retired Rob from Cincinnati wrote:

WhoDey from the Falkland Islands! After 30 years of absurdity, the Bengals at the moment are within the AFC Championship two years in a row. IMO, two distinction makers made this attainable. Joe Burrow to come back and Mike Brown to go away.

This present workforce has a resilience and self-confidence not seen for the reason that Boomer Esiason period. Furthermore, they’re a extremely lovable group of children. The long run is shiny for Bengal followers.

Talking of brightness, there wasn’t a lot of that in Antarctica. Clouds and fog dominated the day of our go to, which I am instructed is regular. Antarctica is a land of contrasts. Its views are magnificent and beautiful, however on the identical time it’s the most desolate space I’ve ever seen. Icebergs are as huge as a ship. Not a tree or plant anyplace in sight. Snow and ice, wind and chilly, even in the midst of summer time (20+ hours of daylight is a bonus although). This expertise left me in awe of the resilience and braveness of the early explorers: Amundsen, Shackleton, Scott and their events. A few of them spent greater than a 12 months on the continent. Now, any OG like me can cruise right here in consolation, spend an hour or three open air, and declare the identical Antarctic heritage.

The Falkland Islands, dwelling to round 3,000 everlasting residents, are pretty unremarkable. Apart from sheep, cows, and penguins, the primary fauna is that Argentina and Britain fought a warfare over it within the Nineteen Eighties. Each side are nonetheless indignant at one another, however nobody I spoke to might actually clarify what the warfare was about to start out.

I am going to shut with a photograph of the TNML crew. Immediately is Monday, so both the grass is rising in a short time right here, or the garden mower is only a ornament of the garden.

Subsequent cease, gag that Jackson Mahomes reached the Tremendous Bowl.

Storytelling within the Falkland Islands. / by way of Cincinnati’s just lately retired Rob
That is Antarctica! by way of Cincinnati’s just lately retired Rob

Talking of Bengals

• Mark W. in Tennessee wrote:

Congratulations in your Bengals. That was an incredible win. Let’s get to the subsequent.

You have been handing out kudos this morning to some little-known Bengals gamers, however how about some like to fellow Gamecock alum Hayden Hurst. He will grow to be a extremely good participant (IMHO) for the Bengals.

Kinsey:

Mark is correct, I ought to have talked about wild man Hayden Hearst grabbing site visitors, screwing up guys and performing loopy. Let’s face it, Hearst might find yourself pulling off one thing that only a few athletes have ever completed — taking part in skilled baseball, profitable a Tremendous Bowl, and ending up in WWE.

Man has intangibles. Simply want this Tremendous Bowl ring.

BTW, Hearst seems to be the TNML workforce.

It is 2023, and that is completely positive

Ran wrote:

Noticed at this time in Jeffersonville, Indiana. Undoubtedly not lib lib.

Delivery prices have decreased

That is nice information as a result of I would want all types of made in China gadgets (LEDs!) shipped in to compete with the German snack stadium engineer.

BTW, I feel we name the OutKick launch a Snadium league.


That is it, I’ve to run. We’re formally in the midst of an enormous three-week race to the NFL end line, and I’ve to name. I’ve to search out out what Jackson Mahomes and the nemesis in KC will do as we put together for warfare.

As well as, I want to verify I’ve sufficient salt and shovels to crush the snow we’re about to bear.

Sundown (for now) and it is time to begin Tuesday. Have an awesome day.

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